Year jokes
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
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What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.