Year Jokes

Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

miracle whip

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out

If r kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you

one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....? humm.. Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You

Years later: Dad still did not come back

A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.

my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "

A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?