Year jokes
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Memes
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.