Year jokes
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Hey, Iβm not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When itβs my Birthday, and when itβs not...
Memes
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Happy New Year! ππππ
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Whatβs the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
Theyβre both saying βOh my god my momβs gonna kill me!β
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Yearβs Eve.
Donβt blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.