Year Jokes

year 10 english

Billy: hay kid why are you sad

Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents

Billy: oh and how long have you been here

Orphan: about 200 years

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?

Cuz there is Twenty of them.

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Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

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How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet it’s four years and counting.

You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-

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I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year

“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice

Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...