Year jokes

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”