Year jokes

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Kiwi: she's here!!

2022

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.