Writing jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

We have been cursed by curse-ive.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

This is not even a joke.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.

Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."

How to write a joke?

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?