Writing Jokes

Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

sans *a'm i pune*

*piris* no.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Charlotte Fosgate (Powerword: Grant Fosgate) is a literal who tranny hailing from Clackamas County, Oregon, best known for talking about White extinction and then contributing to it by ending xer own life by taking a dive off of St. Johns Bridge in Portland. This pathetic nigger has been clowned on by the entire party for being a failed BBC slut (and a tranny) and doing what every spadenigger should be doing. Shitter paid their respects by putting LGBTQHIV+ stuff on the bridge where xhe acked, with Reddit writing SNCA, and the Sharty laying a wholesome picture of Feraljak and Cobson on the shrine dedicated to xir and gemming up the reviews for the bridge the troon jumped off. Since then, the memorial to xer death from the bridge would become a point of conflict by opposing factions seeking to gem it up or troon it out.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"