Writing jokes
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.