Writing jokes

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A, B, C you in hell.

Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dyslexic.

Dyslexic who?

You.

Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

sans *a'm i pune*

*piris* no.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?