Writing jokes
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I don't have time to write this joke.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
These jokes crash and burn.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Be papered.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."