Writing jokes

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Be papered.

These jokes crash and burn.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

Today there was a line to punch me.

Yeah, that was the punch line.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I don't have time to write this joke.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Like this.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.