I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
