Writing jokes

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Be papered.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

I don't have time to write this joke.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!

Like this.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dyslexic.

Dyslexic who?

You.