Writing jokes

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

Be papered.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I don't have time to write this joke.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!