Writing

Writing Jokes

Paper

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Dyslexic

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Dick

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Playwright

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Author

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Prostate exam

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Paper

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Pencil

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Penis

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.