Writing jokes
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
These jokes crash and burn.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Be papered.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
I don't have time to write this joke.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.