Writing jokes

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

We have been cursed by curse-ive.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

These jokes crash and burn.

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.

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Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.

Eschew obfuscation.

Paper.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dyslexic.

Dyslexic who?

You.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.