Writing jokes

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

Oh God By Dixie Rect.

Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

How do rappers stay organized?

With rhyme books instead of planners!

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?

Panera Lead.

Terrance M.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it's tear-able!