That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Terrance M.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
