Writing jokes

Opinion

Addison Banks age (8) · 5 years ago

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Pencil

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

Friend

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #7

A math test question with four sub-questions. Each sub-question asks to insert < or > between two numbers. Instead of inserting < or >, a student wrote or in each line.

Writing memes

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Paper

John cena · 8 years ago

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

Attention

Tom · 3 years ago

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Suicide note

Anonymous · 8 years ago

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

Pencil

King Oof · 8 years ago

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

Germany

Iran to Pakistan · 8 years ago

"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?" "Because I was Russian!"

Donald Trump

Autocorrect · 3 years ago

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Autobiography

Anonymous · 4 years ago

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

Pen

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #1

A handwritten test paper shows the prompt "Write five words you can spell." The student has written "five," "words," "you," "can," and "spell" on the numbered lines. A teacher has marked all the words correct and added a comment "very clever +2".

Irony

Frog · 3 years ago

The image shows a wall with red spray paint. The text says: "Things I hate 1. Vandalism 2. Irony 3. Lists."

Classmate

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

Meme

the taste of mommy's milk · 3 years ago

A series of images of brains in various states of enlightenment. The first image shows a simple brain scan with the text "Look at memes." The second shows a brain with glowing red synapses with the text "Join 4chan." The third is a glowing blue brain with the text "Use a meme template." The fourth is a brain emitting radiant light with the text "Create a new meme." The last one depicts a figure in the cosmos with a galaxy in its hands, with the text "Write paper about memes."

Society

ur mom is dumb ⊙ · 3 years ago

why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)

The image shows six panels, each depicting a different idea of what work from home looks like. The first shows someone sleeping with a pug, labeled "What society thinks I do." The second shows a hand holding a remote, with popcorn, labeled "What my family thinks I do." The third shows a child using a laptop, labeled "What my friends think I do." The fourth shows a woman with large sunglasses and luggage, labeled "What my clients think I do." The fifth shows a woman looking at a computer screen, labeled "What I think I do." The last shows a woman yelling into a phone, labeled "What I really do."

Satire

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."

Divorce

Fellow · 3 years ago

A cake with white frosting, colorful sprinkles, and black writing that says, "Congrats on the divorce." Below the writing is a drawing of Spamton from Deltarune.

Writing memes

Community talk

infiX

1 month ago

looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

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Poll · 2 months ago

Hi guys, this will be my final post on wje. i really hope you all read it. Anyways, with college coming up soon, and my life getting busier i’d figure i just write yall a goodbye post because half of yall deserve it. now i know back then i was really immature and didn’t care about this site really but in the end i did love u all and cared for each and everyone one of yall individually. anyways ima start by saying tha… Read more

Anonymous

4 months ago

how do we all have different handwriting when we learned from the same letters?

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