Creation jokes
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When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
My superpower is that I can create life.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
My father can take a joke because he made one.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
I don't know what to write here, just like...