world's jokes

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?