world's jokes
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Steel led to World War 2.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.