world's jokes
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Steel led to World War 2.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.