world's jokes
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Steel led to World War 2.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.