world's jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.