world's jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.