world's jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.