I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
Are you Fin-ished with your work?
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
Why is jupiter so big because it works out
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.
why does zac say he works at mcdonalds? because aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...
Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxyđ
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Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
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A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
