Work jokes

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.