Work Jokes

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago and after joining this I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills . Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE

WE GOTTA WORK A-HEAD PEOPLE

Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups

Teacher- Tim where are your parents its been 15 minutes!? Tim (Orphan)- yeah um, they cant come. Teacher- why not? Tim- they're too busy working in heaven

I saw a little kid cry, I wemt up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez I love working at orphans

Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project? Work came to a grinding halt.

*i got to work* Ben: Oh no my boss is here i hate my job and im terrified of my boss Ben: Uh ey hey Mr.Boss Boss: Have a nice day Ben: Ok bye! Boss:??

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down

Tell it to ur parents and friends

Why can an orphan not do school work? Because they have to take there work home to there parents

Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day

I was working at Fredbear’s but then I got bite of 83’d