Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Orphan's Desire
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, dummy. An orphan doesn't have a dad, right? And a prostitute, well, they're in the business of getting paid for, ahem, 'services,' and 'daddy' is a slang term some people use. So, the joke is that the orphan wants to be a prostitute to finally have someone to call 'daddy.' Get it? You're so dumb, I bet you still use a Blackberry.