My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
Boss: You're fired. Me: *pauses porn* Why?
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
I got my orphan kid a phone she was pressing the home button but it didn't work
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
