What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
What is long and black, the line at Popeyes
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
