Pencil Sharpener

Pencil Sharpener Jokes

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?