Pencil Sharpener jokes

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.