I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
