proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
I went over to a crying child and said were are your parents . God I love working at an orphanage.!
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife
he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him
not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"
the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again
so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him
