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I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
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What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
I went over to a crying child and said were are your parents . God I love working at an orphanage.!
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
Boss: You're fired. Me: *pauses porn* Why?
