Calendar Factory Firing

This is a pun because "take a day off" also means to be absent from work. The factory produces calendars, which are marked by days. So, a day off can mean two things, which makes it funny.

• Day Off
• Man
• Time
• Fire
• Day
• Stupid jokes

• I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
• Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar? Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
• A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
• I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.