Washing Machine Malfunction

The humor comes from the misunderstanding of why the wife is crying. The listener initially thinks it is because the washing machine is being hit, but the implication is that she cries because she is the one who is hurt. The joke uses word play and dark humor.

• Washing Machine
• Wife
• Cry
• Misunderstanding
• Relationship
• Marriage

• What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Hit your wife harder.
• What is the difference between a washing machine and a child? The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
• A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
• I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.