I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
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Explanation
The humor comes from the misunderstanding of why the wife is crying. The listener initially thinks it is because the washing machine is being hit, but the implication is that she cries because she is the one who is hurt. The joke uses word play and dark humor.
Beat my wide
Saame
butter
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chloe
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