I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Hello everyone how is your day today?
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute
Because they want to call someone daddy
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Why do pills work? Because they r white
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
Kiwis forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive 😏
why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
I see that you start work at 9am. .but yo hairline starts at 9:15am.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
