My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Covid and George Floyd
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Explanation
Experiment
The joke plays on the phrase "I can't breathe," which was famously uttered by George Floyd during his arrest. The narrator implies that the brother's dramatic gasping was not due to Covid, but was instead a failed attempt to imitate George Floyd in a darkly humorous way.
Spooge-Cake
Lmfao. Watch out, BLM protesters are on the way to your current location!!!