Hooker vs Jesus

The joke uses the word 'nail' with a double meaning. It refers both to a carpenter nailing wood and to nailing a person, which is a crude way to describe sex. It plays on the Christian story of Jesus being nailed to the cross, juxtaposing it with a prostitute.

• Nail
• Hooker
• Difference
• Sex
• Jesus
• Religion

• Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
• What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
• What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute? One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
• What is the difference between Jesus and the devil? When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.