My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
Whats the difference between Economy And Vietnamese??....... Econmy doesn't work
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
I Lick poo for a living... You?
whats an orpans least favorite day: take your kid to work day
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
