Work jokes
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"