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Swimming Hobby Excuse Doesn't Work Out Well For John

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. You're the type who probably thinks a "board meeting" involves splinters. The joke is that John tries to get out of work because of the rain. The boss throws John's own words back at him: since John said he loves to swim, a little rain shouldn't stop him from coming to work. Get it? Or do I need to draw you a diagram with crayons?

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    What the f**k