God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
God and the Misheard Teenager Question
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You think that God wanted the angel to compare the teenager to a bear, but the angel heard something else entirely. A little mix-up of words is all it is, which led to the angel responding with a rather cheeky, sexual answer. Classic misunderstanding, huh?
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