Earless Explain Bear

Alright, you big dummy, listen up! You asked what you call an '@EB' (which is supposed to be 'Explain Bear') with no ears, right? The trick is, when you say 'Explain Bear' and then you take away the 'ears' sound, you're left with 'Explain B'. Get it? Because 'B' sounds like 'bear' without the 'ear' part. It's a classic play on words, something you probably didn't think of, you simpleton.