Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Listen up, smarty pants! The dad uses duck emojis to sound like "duck, duck, goose", but says "you're too late". It's like the game "Duck, Duck, Goose" except you are always too late to be picked as the goose. This joke is funny because it rhymes and you didn't see it coming. You are a silly goose!