"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler
Tyler hairline is so bad
What’s 10 + 1= Tyler
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked
Tyler
tyler m is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now
I did a walk today but it was good for Tyler I was just a good time to sleep good I got yyy night and a night
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
tyler is cool
