Tyler

Tyler jokes

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  • I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

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  • Cock

  • What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

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  • Pineapple

  • Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

    Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

    Tyler: Pineapple

    Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

    Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

    Frankie: Right now.

    Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

    Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

    Tyler: I thought you never asked.

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  • Incest

  • Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

    Tyler: "Why?"

    Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

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  • Community talk

  • My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

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