Tyler jokes
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Memes
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
Tyler
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Tyler is cool.
Memes
Community
Who thinks Tyler's new album sucks ASS
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
Songs you NEED to listen to!
Velvet Ring - Big Theif Genesis - Grimes Brakhage - Stereolab Jump the Turnstile - TV Girl, Jordana Partyisntover/Campfire/Bimmer- Tyler, The Creator