Tyler jokes

"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"

What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

Tyler

Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Jake Paul

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

bradley

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

Tyler is cool.