Tyler

Tyler jokes

Politics

"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon

Cock

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

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  • Incest

    Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

    Tyler: "Why?"

    Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

    Memes

    Pineapple

    Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

    Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

    Tyler: Pineapple

    Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

    Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

    Frankie: Right now.

    Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

    Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

    Tyler: I thought you never asked.

    Walk

    I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

    Condom

    Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

    Memes

    Twin

    In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :

    The image shows an angry-looking orange character with band-aids on their head and arm, in front of a sky background.

    Community

    My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

    Songs you NEED to listen to!

    Velvet Ring - Big Theif Genesis - Grimes Brakhage - Stereolab Jump the Turnstile - TV Girl, Jordana Partyisntover/Campfire/Bimmer- Tyler, The Creator