What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich š„Ŗ full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! š
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I got udder jokes too.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under peopleās SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
