Wordplay jokes
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I got udder jokes too.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."