Wordplay jokes
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Memes
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
The S in America stands for safe.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What flowers are on your face?
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.