Wordplay jokes
What flowers are on your face?
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Memes
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich π₯ͺ full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! π
Is it incest if itβs out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!