Wordplay jokes
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
Memes
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
The S in America stands for safe.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What flowers are on your face?