Wordplay jokes
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
The S in America stands for safe.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."