Wordplay jokes
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
The S in America stands for safe.