Wordplay jokes
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.