Wordplay jokes

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What do you call an orphan with a boner?

Porn.

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

How does Moses make his cup of tea?

He brews it.

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

They are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

I got udder jokes too.

What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.