Wordplay jokes
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.