Wordplay jokes
What flowers are on your face?
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
I got udder jokes too.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.