Wordplay jokes
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What flowers are on your face?
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
I got udder jokes too.