Wordplay jokes
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Memes
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I got udder jokes too.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!