Wordplay jokes
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What flowers are on your face?
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!