Wordplay jokes
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
The S in America stands for safe.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What flowers are on your face?
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.