Wordplay jokes
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!