Wordplay jokes
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.