Wordplay jokes
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Memes
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
The S in America stands for safe.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What flowers are on your face?