Wordplay jokes
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Bend over and spell run.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.