Wordplay jokes
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Bend over and spell run.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.