Wordplay jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Evan, mom hot?
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
How does Jesus make tea? Hebrews it.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3