Southern Churches and Closets

This is a pun. It plays on the similar sounds of "coat hanger" and "coathanger". The joke implies that Southern churches don't have closets to avoid any hanging and thus the term coathanger becomes a morbid word.

• Closet
• Church
• Religion
• Death
• Coat Hanger
• Wordplay

• Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
• What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common? They’re both hanging in the closet.
• Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
• Why do orphans love church? They finally have a father.