Wordplay jokes
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Puns, that's how I roll.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)