Wordplay jokes
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.