Wordplay jokes
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.