Wordplay jokes
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.