Wordplay jokes
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.