What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
