Wordplay jokes
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎