Wordplay jokes
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!