Wordplay jokes
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.