"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Wordplay Jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
