What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call a nazi that canβt see?
A nozi
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfish?
A family portrait
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Whatβs the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
