Wordplay jokes
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!