You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she's a women no seriosly why can't she drive. Because she's dead.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
