Girls: ๐ *Period* โ๏ธ๐
Men: ๐ฟ *Growth* ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Women Jokes
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Womenโs rights.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about womenโs rights shouldnโt go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Whatโs 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
