Women jokes
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Memes
When gay guys realize women have assholes to:
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm π.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Womenβs rights.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.