Women jokes
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.