Women jokes
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Women’s rights.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...