Women jokes
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Memes
My brother needs to see this
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Men.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.