Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch
I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women..
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men. Then gets mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Women be like men's heights then cry when they get called fat....
Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!
Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(
Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes
What do 100000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist all women need to carry a 12inch dildo and a gun!
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
