Women jokes
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."