Women Jokes

9/11 was probably just a women pilot

there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

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I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.

When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(

I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny

Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS

Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.

A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch

I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat