Balance Check

I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The joke is that the bank worker took the old woman's request literally. She wanted to know how much money she had, but the worker just pushed her over to "check her balance" physically, you dumbass.

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