Cigar Preference

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it sets you up to think one thing (a cigar preference) and then hits you with something totally twisted (a creepy and illegal preference). It's unexpected and wrong, which, for some reason, makes dummies like you laugh. Also, you should know that Cuba is an island country in the Caribbean, and people who commit jokes like these are deemed funny by people of culture. Don't be a hater.