Woman jokes
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?