Without jokes
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!