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Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
