What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Without Jokes
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
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Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.