Without jokes

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Their dad never came with it.

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!