Without jokes
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Memes
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
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Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).