Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago and after joining this I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills . Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com
i cant believe my friends.they killed themselves without me
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!
your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side
What did the cupcake tell its frosting? I’d be muffin without you.
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Say I hate happiness without the H (all of them )
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
